With all the various supermarkets competing with each other around here, it’s no surprise that they’ll often tout their low prices (or in the case of the place I usually end up doing my shopping at, their slightly less horrendous prices than usual, provided you remembered to bring along your sell-your-soul-for-savings card. ) Of course, if they’re selling the stuff cheap they’re going to be trying to make it up on volume, so oftentimes it means they’ll be trying to get you to buy in quantity when they do put things on sale. One of the more common versions of this is the “10 for $10” sale, which apparently sounds more grandiose than saying each item costs a buck. Of course, every so often they’ll complicate the heck out of things. For example, right now they’re running the following sale on Pepsi products:
Buy 2, get 1 free. Horrendous mangling of a classic logo aside, that’s a deal that’s easy enough to figure out, right? Over on the Coke side of the aisle, theyre making things a bit more complicated:
That’s 5 12-packs for $14, after some sort of largely superfluous “buy four get one free” deal as long as you buy them all at once. This means they’ve either got truckloads of the stuff sitting in the backroom that they need to get rid of, or that people won’t have any idea how much it would cost to buy those individually and just toss five into the cart. Either way, it’s probably a decent deal if you happen to need to stock up on sugar-laden beverages (and actually have somewhere to put all that stuff,) but at the rate I drink soda around here it would literally take me years to go through that much of the stuff. I’ve still got root beer in the fridge from back when Jones still used corn syrup to make the stuff, to give you some idea of how slowly I go through it. Of course, if you’d like your sugar buzz in a different form, they can cover you there too:
(Apologies for the blurry photo.)
Over in the sugar-soaked cereal department you’ll find Cap’n Crunch and Life Cereal for $2.50 a box, or $2.00 a box if you buy 10 (all in one purchase, of course.) As I’m sure any beleaguered parent out there could probably tell you, ten boxes of Cap’n Crunch is probably just about the last thing you’re going to want to have around the house unless for some reason you actually WANT the kids climbing up the walls for the next month and a half. For those parents looking for a (very) slightly healthier alternative they provide the option to get a Life (or 10 of them, as the case may be) instead, but even if it’s a bit less sugar-soaked than the alternative, if you’re going to end up buying that much of the stuff you better hope that Mikey likes it, otherwise you might find yourself eathing the stuff til the cows come home. And not a moment too soon either, because by theat point you’ll probably have run out of milk.